Benjibopper

In the future
they had an ad
for 23 scoops of raisins
in a package of K-log Raisin B.

When I bit into it
I said:
"No friggin way;
this tastes exactly like
two scoops from the past."

Labels: 2011, doodles, Poetry

1. northern ontario rock












2. paper in fire












3. northern ontario falls
















4 condo cats
























6. lake ontario canada goose
















7. chutes












8. lake ontario gull











9. selves












10. Jazz singer

Labels: 2007, Canada, doodles, photography

Here's the latest from my friend Jeremy's Alien Porn series:



It'll all be hanging out at the Lonsdale Gallery in Toronto starting Saturday, Sept. 17. I bought one of the sketches and it hangs proudly in my living room. I noticed though it was not one of our many pieces of art upon which my dad commented during my parents' recent visit. Of course, sketching isn't really his thing - he's more into painting.

BTW I was too tired/not feeling well at all last night to finish my wedding story. If it's not done by Monday I'm quitting writing and dedicating all my spare time to basketball.

--Bopper

Labels: doodles

I feel like I'm on the receiving end of this:



This is one of those weekends that just didn't come soon enough, but the good news is, in my calendar it says 'reeeeee-lax!' And that's what I intend to do.

--Bopper

Labels: doodles

My friend Jeremy is displaying his excellent Alien Porn series at this weekend's Toronto Outdoor Art series. Check it:

Alien Porn

--Bopper

Labels: doodles

worksie shoppie slippy sloppy
instraments we shall make
soo-ey oo-ey icky wickie
instraments today

Instramental tooled in kits
devised by spammers, scammers n slammers
coiners of phrase and cliche

"to reinvent the wheel"
when "collaboration-building"
could save us all
is a sin to Allah Ganesh
Better to cop, adapt, revise, re-apply
instructions from the manual

Carefully crafted by marketing gurus
specialistic yahoos, goobled n garbled
in just such-in-suchaway
in the instrament-maker's workshop
we learn how to work in time
beat 1 undone farflung on-a-drum
the perfect essential rhyme
in which our reason shall define
the perfect time for a plot twist
[Goldilocks the dominatrix
pimping circus bears in Demoine]

Anyway back to Newtonian physics
chop these up real small
divide into 3 equal piles
weighing equatorial amounts
drop them into the water
watch equidistant waves
spooling outward
proving the world is round
It's that luminescent bit
at the end, when the full moonlight
catches the sinus waves
on a 45 degree angle at 3 am
that proves what I'm saying is right

Labels: 2004, doodles, Poetry, Toronto