Friday, May 21, 2010
my adjustment counselor was pissed.
Wasn't that just like me?
On account of my oppositional complex.
I just had to stop for that quick hit
in the drive-thru alley with the junkies.
But if Daddy hadn't screwed up my order
I wouldn't have had to shoot up twice.
I'd sleep on a feather mattress
instead of this old gym-mat.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Bill on a Code of Ethics for the Province
The Ever Forward Conservative representative of Nova Bay South next offers his party's amendments as the honourable member from Lower Downtown Pugington whispers sweet something-or-others into the ear of his assistant.
Finally the Chair, who backbenches the Ruling Central Left Leaners, submits his own written amendments and winks his deferral to the morning's 1st coffee. Relieved laughter ricochets as the sun threatens the west-facing windows.