Benjibopper

Let's go to Djibouti
it's 3x richer'n here
in Djibouti we can shake booty
we can really swing our rears

We can get down in Djibouti
with Americans French and Arabs
we can all go looting
find some terrorists n scarem

Two-thirds can read in Djibouti
that's 10 more than here
them terrorists got lost
scared dumb by fear

Allahu Akbar in Djibouti
it's a better brand of Islam
this may sound a bit snooty
but it's approved by Uncle Sam

It's part of the Arab league Djibouti
it's everybody's friend
except them Al Quaeda hoochies
in Somali holes smokin' ends

They love Eritrea in Djibouti
say foreign troops should leave Somalia
Islamic Courts are tooty frooty
let's just trade with Ethiopia

Ignore opposition in Djbouti
it's all sour coal
their point is really mooty
it's just 1 in 5 hungry souls

With a tiny population Djibouti
the absolute starving is small
environment may be kapooty
but we still know how to ball

Everybody's friends in Djibouti
they all just get along
it's the only place Djibouti
where Rodney King ain't wrong

Labels: Poetry