Benjibopper

So this 22 year old Sargeant who is being charged in the Abu Graib prison abuses is pleading guilty to putting a leash on the prisoners, stripping them naked, deriding their genitals, marching them around on the leash, and making them form a naked pyramid together. Her defence attorny is alleging that she can't be held fully accountable because she has a learning disability.

That explains all those urges I had to anally rape my Iraqi classmates when I was a child. Must have been a learning disability. Thank god I made it through grade school or who knows what I'd have done.

-Bopper

Labels: 2005, non-fiction, politics, Toronto